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College Demotivational Poster

COLLEGE - upon graduation you will finally be able to put all that knowledge to good use

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 11:58 am
That is so true! I've known so many to go to college for five sometimes seven years; they're not doctors, they're Starbucks employees.... I've just been inspired! Thanks, Airman! 5L
ughomer - May 21, 2012, 4:08 pm

POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?


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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.

COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees

3 LINES MAX - Barack Hussein Obama wanted just 3 lines (of coke) max during college finals


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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


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afrothunder - March 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
Being new to motifake, I'm sure my word isn't worth much. However, the best rivalry in North American Sports (Not just college) according to ESPN is The Game, also known as Michigan-Ohio State. (http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html)
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
i am from the north in the middle of big ten country and played for NDSU and its not the same up here. go to a highschool game in texas or florida. its jsut better. we have pointed out 5 schools the SEC has 10 that are better with better fans.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 3:51 pm
I live in an SEC college town, and Airman is all over it, like BBQ sauce on a rib.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
I like that. Douchebag Fucktard. I might find the appropriate avatar to go with that.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
my goodness. Tennessee's Neyland stadium is now over 104,000, which seems to be more than 102,000. And I live in colorado, which, unfortunately, is Broncos country. college ball takes a back seat here
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 3:36 pm
Probably not matt, kinda like when i heard the name of my lil bros band tournament "Cougar Fest" i got super excited and was let down when it was a bunch of high school band geeks
Fatt Matt - March 3, 2010, 3:31 pm
wow... someone takes their football seriously... randomhero, is Beaver Stadium what i hope it is? It's not, is it?
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:21 pm
Read this as well you douchebag... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Stadium
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
This is the biggest piece of sh*t i've ever seen. PSU is 107k, Michigan 106k, OSU 102k. Please seach Penn State tailgate fcuktard. Obviously this dumb redneck has never been to a football game in the "North," since he thinks the Civil War is still on.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 2:55 pm
actually, Lincoln Nebraska is amazing on game day too.. but it would be hard to beat the Georgia-Florida "worlds biggest cocktail party" for atmosphere. Tennessee's stadium now seats 104,000 putting it ahead of OSU
magicbikes - March 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
The top 3 college football stadiums by capacity: Penn State Michigan Ohio State They are from the north, by the way. Being from the south I would suspect you would have to be told that.
me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
I am from the North and will say this is absolutely true. Looking forward to next fall already
kingsholmmad - March 3, 2010, 12:46 pm
That's why you Americans don't understand rugby: REAL dedication involves going to Twickenham and being able to enjoy the game in spite of a diet of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms.
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
5L's and mostly true only Where is the largest college stadium? michian and who has the most stright sellouts Ohio State, even though i hate them. Just saying still the last line is very very true.

17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.

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caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.


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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their ass!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know

COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.



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mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:21 am
yeah, until then is training for alcoholism...


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R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:37 pm
House, That is the most awesome use of a Law Degree I have ever heard of! Huzah!
house - June 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back
Derek - June 15, 2011, 6:04 pm
The epitome of demotivation for much of the World.
Airman - June 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
no The1st.. there is nothing funny in this one. My youngest son is living this right now. Nice to have him back home, but...
krazirefa - June 15, 2011, 10:07 am
it is true..i was student here in Malaysia(east asia)8months ago, i finished my degree in engineering and now doing translator in some stupid hotel..same thing happing all the way here.
Discoman - June 15, 2011, 1:48 am
so true...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
I do not want to read such a huge wall of text, so I a5sume this poster is very funny.
house - June 14, 2011, 7:11 pm
5L's airman - easy to see why your the king
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:02 pm
5 very demotivated lions.
MPsniper - June 14, 2011, 6:00 pm


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redhdsrbst - March 20, 2011, 10:31 pm
After seeing this I no longer think .. I now know :(

COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.

FRATERNITY INITIATIONS - "Thank you sir. May I have another!"

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UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS - We have what the girls really want!

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RII - May 20, 2008, 6:09 pm
Dood, why did you cut out Numbers 81 'We' and 73 'Want' to the left? Be loud, be proud!

GRAD SCHOOL - Even in this job market You can't hide there forever

EDUCATION - It's all relative.


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Lolness - July 26, 2009, 8:45 am
LMAO beaver hall

COLLEGE ROOMMATES - Just enough immaturity to keep things fun

IF ALL THE GIRLS - who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised. -- Dorothy Parker

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:18 am
too bad that chick is a Sooner fan

STUDENT DEBT - It's a trap!

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:24 am
Luckily, I went to a college where my mother worked and got free tuition :D

$100,000 - amount of money your kid wasted by majoring in anthropology

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WOMEN - God's way of taunting us...

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CANADA - February 20, 2010, 7:27 pm
maybe, buy I defiantly smell 1 lion
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:26 pm
Sniff sniff... does this smell of another anime fan?

Sweet Home Alabama -

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:44 am
This is hilarious! 5L
Greybeard - December 5, 2014, 10:35 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 8:28 am
I imagine the folks at Politifake would love this as much as I. Good'n GB. Keep on keepin' on


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lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 9:36 pm

GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:19 pm
that easy A ain't so attractive down the line


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AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 5:49 pm
the boat is listing to the starboard
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe you're right foreskinny but i dont think this angle had been used so i went with it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:48 pm
HEAVILY overused pic! :D
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 2:06 pm
If I was on that board I would have to refrain from drinking and possibly wear a patch on my left eye.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:59 pm
Don't worry, you've got years of hot flashes and crying jags ahead of you.....Mommy will always love/Hate you.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 1:55 pm
Thanks moo, that explains her limp.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
I haven't seen a string so deeply embedded since FP's Mom tried to pull one over on me during her final Menstrual cycle......(see how I went all technical with that joke?)

COLLEGE - Here's your map.


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GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:31 am
And continued with the interaction between the Seleucid and the Ptolemaic dynasties. We could both go on. (Sheesh. Mine is a largely wasted life. Yours?)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:27 pm

and it all started with the death of Alexander the Great...I could go on

EIGHT YEARS OF COLLEGE - Maybe I should go for my PhD

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Eeyore3061 - September 3, 2010, 9:57 pm
Yeah, in this economy this is about right.... ;)
hrdcore - July 7, 2010, 10:29 pm
but are you qualified?

TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again

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MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.


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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:23 am
nice to put up a motifake of your avatar

American Grafitti -

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EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
So, they can't even pronounce their own state's name? How Schwarzneggerian!
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:21 pm
Well, that's how they pronounce Mississippi in Missippi.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:46 am

Education -

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN - when you get your priorities straight

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AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)


THEATER & FINE ARTS DEGREE - When she said she had a job dancing in New York, I thought Broadway or maybe Rockettes, but not...

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GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 8:56 pm
nice out of the gate...5L


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litamyra - August 8, 2011, 6:25 am
to bad she was using a cell phone it could have been funnier lol



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BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 8:42 pm
Thanks Face
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 8:24 pm
Perfect! 5L

COLLEGE - The time in a girls life when she learns the skills that will get her though the rest of her life. Or in some cases just gets better at them.

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COLLEGE LAWN CARE - i pissed on it, threw up all over it but nothing killed my grass faster then my dates walk of shame.

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me4891 - February 11, 2010, 3:36 pm
Good one
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:16 pm
She had a massive club foot did she?
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
Good stuff Bovee




ADVERTISEMENTS - Encouraging young girls to make the right choices in life. Who needs college anyway?

COLLEGE CHICKS - Education broadens the mind

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DAUGHTERS - Dropping Them Off For College Is No Joke

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A REALLY GENUINE WOMAN - Now, That's What I'm Talkin' About

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Krissie - April 20, 2010, 4:12 pm
looks like a bee stung her lips...multiple times...
DillyRat - February 13, 2010, 1:26 pm
Lips vs. pool drain...guess who won

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS - She even comes with two cute friends as accessories.

THE WORLD - What's it coming to?

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forseti - July 1, 2010, 5:43 pm
indeed. it's a shame that this video couldn't be found!

UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO, BOULDER - Hot girls, good education, awesome campus, clouds of purple haze on 420: what more do you want?

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DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 10:55 pm
And thats why he is banned
that one guy - October 25, 2009, 10:52 pm
wtfo your probably just the type of person that has always been told what to think and has always believed it. Stop dissing people and stop being an ass hole.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 11:54 pm
How about a college that doesn't indoctrinate its students towards hating the country they live in? Screw this college and the People's Republic of Boulder.
B. de Tofurkey - June 25, 2009, 2:08 am
Hey agdaniele: how about a comment with some actual thought behind it?
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 8:40 pm
Ooooohhh! Doing requests? How about a decent motifake instead of a brochure?
brock0lee - June 23, 2009, 10:52 am
no hippies

COLLEGE - choose your room mates wisely

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NATTYVILLE - Because some people aren't born with trust funds and have to pay for college themselves.

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ARTS DEGREE - I haz one!

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The Sum Of All Fears -

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Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 10:55 pm
unfortunately I dropped out after blue, blew and the french word bleu :)
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:40 pm
...and in college you didn't learn the difference between to, too, and two?

Philosophy -

Philosophy -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2014, 12:47 pm
Lol! I love it! A 5L comment.
steve1961 - July 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Mental Masturbation? I wonder if that's why some people use one side of their brain more than the other...
EmilioDumphque - July 29, 2014, 7:52 pm
Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into...has anyone ever noticed that building before?
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:47 pm
I've done a lot of thinking over the years.....a LOT.


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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:54 pm
The problem with graduation is the horrific moment of realization that comes afterward: You were actually supposed to have learned something useful.

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:56 pm
Fucking perfect!
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 10:28 am
5L and a bag of wouln'ts. they mighty tasty with a cold beer
spacedog - July 11, 2010, 5:54 pm
LOL. It does look a lot like spring break at Fort Lauderdale. Great job Aggy. 5L
Cubbybear - July 11, 2010, 1:29 pm
They're still in the desert...get the hell out of the desert
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Looks like a Mooooooooooo family reunion.


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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:51 pm
Great! 5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:52 am
Superb! 5L

The Good Old College Try -


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BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:11 am
It isn't till the old war horses laugh that you realize how woefully prepared you are for life
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 10:46 pm
Very nicely done.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


That Look You Get -




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mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:00 am
chuckle, chuckle... everything does seem to repeat, doesn't it. Even fashion! ^!
concern3 - December 30, 2016, 4:57 am
Nice, UP yours


PLANNING FOR COLLEGE - I was going to major in woodworking but now I'll be switching to nursing!

I GOT A D - In Queer Undocumented Druids Of Color Studies. Guess I'll have to major in Molecular Biology instead

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Greeny - November 17, 2014, 6:01 am
said the vending machine...